Wednesday, September 24, 2014

Wednesday Wisdom

It's brain fart Wednesday, so you know what that means, my lack of literary creativity means that I have to fall back on something more reliable. Enjoy

* I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that don't work. -- Thomas Edison

* Anything else you're interested in is not going to happen if you can't breathe the air and drink the water. Don't sit this one out. Do something. -- Carl Sagan

* People spend too much time finding other people to blame, too much energy finding excuses for not being what they are capable of being, and not enough energy putting themselves on the line, growing out of the past, and getting on with their lives.-- J. Michael Straczynski

* You can fool some of the people all the time… and those are the ones you want to concentrate on. -- George W. Bush

* A person will sometimes devote all his life to the development of one part of his body – the wishbone. -- Robert Frost

* He is so old… he owes Jesus a quarter. -- Anonymous

It is so hot… I saw a squirrel fanning his nuts. -- Anonymous

* If not controlled, work will flow to the competent man until he submerges. -- Boyles Law

* When all else fails, follow instructions. -- Allen's Axiom

* All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy and Jill a rich widow. -- Evan Esar

Have a Great Day

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