Tomorrow is his big day, Phil enters center stage at Gobblers Knob and in grounhogeze will tell his keep his and mother Natures plans for the next six weeks. Phil old Buddy, I hope you have enjoyed the fine assortment of spiced nuts that I have sent you. Please don't consider it as a bribe, because I would never try to influence your magic. However, if you and Mother Nature want to drop more of that white stuff on us in the next six weeks those nuts can be considered me just fattening you up for dinner tomorrow night. Hint to the rat, it is in your best interest to not see any shadows, I have an army of invisible midget porn watching gnomes with explicit instructions to place you in my stewing pot tomorrow night so I can enjoy the next sic weeks of winter with groundhog stew.
Don't consider the assortment of fine nuts a bribe in any way.....rat.
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