Damn Rat!!!!

Idiot saw his Shadow.

Punxsutawney Phil, Seer of Seers, Sage of Sages, Prognosticator of Prognosticators and Weather Prophet Extraordinary came out of his hole today to make his prediction for the next six weeks. He came out of his home this morning, mind you I sent him a bunch of beer, liquor and a few easy female Groundhogs to keep his attention away from anything that resembled any kind of a shadow.

Phil spoke with his handler (Bill Deeley) from his own inner circle as they gathered on Gobblers Knob, in the very secretive language of  Groundhog-ese, on this day the 129th Groundhog Day. What did he see or not see? What is his prediction?

At 7:22 (they said 7:25) AM Phil came out from a long night of partying he was presented his two scrolls and spoke to his handler in Groundhog-ese and said said he saw his shadow.

All my efforts did not work, it's time to make Groundhog Stew and no Phil, you are NOT a Jedi.

#sixmoreweeksofwinter