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Monday, April 01, 2024

Monday Big Announcement.

All good things must come to an end, and that does in fact include those fun-filled things called weekends. Now it is time to take our collective noses and stick them back on to that grindstone of life and get back to doing what it is that we do that makes this a better rock to live on.

I have an announcement, I had an interview last week with a company named Brawndo to head up their GIS Department. The only problem is that it is located in Emerald City so I may have to be relocating in the very near future. I am a little hesitant simply because Emerald City has been know to have very large tornados, the kind that picks up whole houses and move them still intact. Brawndo is going to pay my moving expenses, and a nice bonus to accept the position. Michelle and I will be flying to Oz this weekend to visit Emerald City and Brawndo. I've been told I can be a big man out there. 

This is one that I really have to think over, it's a dream offer, they want my answer by the close of business today. 

Have yourselves a great day.

Hi ho hi ho

Monday, April 01, 2019

What an Honor

I just received some amazing news last night, something that is the cherry on top of my Softball career, I am going to be inducted to the 2020 Class of the Softball Hall of Fame.

I am actually dumbfounded by this honor, and I had absolutely no idea that I was even nominated for such an honor. It is truly humbling and my enshrinement will happen one year from today at the National Softball Hall of Fame in Quahog, Rhode Island.

I will be inducted by legendary Softball announcer Glenn Quagmire and it will be held at the Drunken Clam, home of the waterless urinals.

My career spanned from 1984 until 2008, then took a hiatus until 2015 when I came back to play in the old farts league.

During my career, I have had the honor of playing on TV once and the radio twice. The TV game was from 1986 or 1987, and I can't seem to remember if it was on ESPN or tape delayed channel 3 of the old Westover Cable. If memory serves me right, Andy Kaufman was the announcer for the game, he did so post mortem and hats off to him for doing that.

I hope your date is as fun as mine both this year and next year on this date.

Wednesday, April 01, 2015

Photo Flashback Thursday



Once a week I like to take a little bit of time out and look through all of the pictures that I have stored on my computer. Little lost moments in time that I have either captured with a camera, scanned from an image or just plain stolen off of the internet. I like to post one up and briefly relive it here and share my memories with everyone. Sometimes this is a pretty easy task and sometimes you do struggle, one thing it always is is a whole lot of fun.

Fins up Parrot Heads, Jimmy Buffet has announced that he will be playing his annual concert in Pittsburgh this year after all. It has been announced that he will be playing June 31st at Burgettestown, the same facility that he has played for year with the exception of 2005 when it was at PNC Park.

It's time to celebrate and party with Jimmy!!!!!

Tuesday, April 01, 2014

Hump Day

Well that is two days down, now if you look up over that noon time hump, you know just on the other side of a Photo Flashback, you'll be able to see the dawn of yet another weekend off in the distance.

I'm telling you that this week is just flying by, we'll be at another weekend in no time at this pace.

I did learn that I am going to have to have surgery in the very near future. It seems that I have a bad Eponychium and that it is going to have to be removed. I've let this thing go and go and have just ignored all of them for years, but now I have one that is going bad because I didn't take care of it and we are going to need to schedule surgery in the very near future.

I am a little nervous about this operation and procedure to say the very least, Dihydrogen Monoxide in excessive doses heated to a non natural state may be the surgical procedure that we choose, but that will only be after I consult my Topographologist and a Cartographicologist to see what the best plan of action could be.

Oh no Oh no...better check your date =)

Monday, April 01, 2013

Tuesday's Tidbits

* Well Monday is once again behind us and we are staring straight down the barrel of a Tuesday, I can't think of a better reason than that yo do a tidbits.

* It's been 1,388 days since Michelle and I had our first date a few years ago.

* It was 973 days ago that I proposed marriage to Michelle.

* It's been 499 days since Michelle and I exchanged our wedding vows.

* There are only 412 shopping days left until Christmas, it's never too early to start.

*  In 204 days we set sail on our cruise.

*  It's only 133 days until we see Jimmy Buffett.

*  102 days and we'll be partying down with Kenny Chesney

*  12 days until we go and see Peter Frampton.

* I heard on the radio last night that Jim Croce is going to make a second version of his secondary song Bad Bad Leroy Brown.

* Sonny and Cher are going to do a reunion tour later this summer, I may have to go see this.

* I saw on the news where they are talking about Opening the Hills Department Store back up in Morgantown, I really miss that place and enjoyed shopping there.

*  WVU Hospitals has been sold to Wal-Mart, prices will be reduced and so will all the salaries of all the employees. Doctors will now be making $11.00 and Nurses $9.00 an hour, everyone else will be on minimum wage. Wal-Mart will lower health care costs.

* Might want to check your date. =)