Kiwi's Korner

Hey everyone it's me Kiwi. Dad is sleeping still and I've opened my cage up and come over to his computer and am writing this to give you a superior species (that's aviary) point of view. My Humans can't hang so I'm stepping in and stepping up. 

I'm going to have both of my humans home today, Mom leaves for work every morning and Dad answers to our every calling, you can refer to him as the bird slave. 

Mom's pretty nice, I have a number of cousins dropping by every evening, but they always stay outside because my cage just isn't big enough. Mom the sweetheart that she is feeds them every day. Now it's not the premier stuff that I get of choice nuts and seeds, but since there are so many of my cousins dropping in Mom feeds than the wild bird food. That's fine as long as I am still treated as special as I am. 

I overheard them talking last night, I was pretending like I was busy so they wouldn't think I was sticking my beak into their business, they are undecided for any plans this weekend. I know Dad said the grass isn't high enough and he'll take care of it next week and Mom is just enjoying a couple of days off. 

I usually grind her coffee beans for her every day, but today and tomorrow she usually drinks out of that Keurig thing. I'm not sure why, I am the world aviary champion bean grinder, and I could charge top dollar for my services. 

I'll make everyone a deal, you have fun today and I'll fly around town and poop on on the students making the traffic horrible. 

Thank You Kiwi

I have to really hand it to my Defensive Coordinator and Aviary friend Kiwi. Do you know what he did yesterday? When Oklahoma went up 20-13 on WVU late in the 3rd quarter, he started screaming his little lungs out at the defense. He was mad and upset that they let up that last touchdown that he decided to take over. WVU Offense managed to put 10 points on the board after that point while Kiwi's Defense shut Oklahoma down and WVU ended up winning 23-20 beating Oklahoma for the first time since the Fiesta Bowl when Stew took over. Thank You Kiwi, and he says to tell Neal Brown he wants some more blueberry-flavored sunflower seeds. 

It's Sunday, yesterday obviously a day when Michelle and I go and do our grocery shopping for the week. We have the menu planned out and we're going to Krogers this morning. It's something we enjoy doing and we do it every week. 

Michelle is going up to Pittsburgh today with her sister Chris. They are going to go through her Mom's old trailer and salvage a few things before winter. Not sure if they will be able to salvage much, but there is a freezer there that Chirs wants to get out of there. I'll probably be on my own for dinner this evening. I'll handle the homefront while she does what she needs to do back home. 

I did see my niece Amy yesterday. Michelle and I went to the Walmart on the other side of town and I went to the restroom, and Amy and Kynlea were walking out. Got to speak to her a couple seconds, Michelle saw Ralph somewhere else in the store but we lost track of them. It was nice to see her, I don;t see or talk to her nearly enough. 

Have yourselves a great day. 

Kiwi's Korner

Good Chirping Morning my human fans. I had a talk with Dad yesterday and told him to take today off as I give you a bird's perspective of what is going on. So now I am at his keyboard just pecking away and proving that I am a better author than he is. 

I did it, West Virginia Football needed my input and I flew to the occasion. I told the defense yesterday that if they did not pitch a shut out, I was going to follow each and every one of them home and call all my aviary cousins to poop all over the place until they understood that I was serious. 

They did give up a long kickoff return for a Touchdown after their first touchdown, but dammit I can't coach the defense AND special teams. I was only contracted to coach the defense and do you know how many points my defense that I coached let up yesterday? Zero, nada one. Special teams was responsible for their Touchdown and I had nothing to do with it as I was talking to the defense that was getting ready to hit the field. I'll give them a Mulligan for this game. 

Anyways the Offense was in tune and my Defense was perfect in the 65-7 drubbing of Towson. I'm taking any and all the credit, I was able to get a birds eye view of all aspects of the game, other than them giving up a kickoff return for a touchdown. I only have two wings, I can't be everywhere all the time. 

I'm holding out to renegotiate my contract for more seeds and millet. Then again I can fly and all you humans can't. 

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